LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
I am almost all moved out of my dads and into my cousins. I finally kind of have my own place
For a second I thought, “why is the octopus saying that to her?” then I realized it was a uterus and ovaries and not an octopus.
I thought it was an octopus too at first!
I’m tired and sick and need to go to bed but I’d rather sit up with my puppy instead
ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time
So this is what @thejis4joaquin and I came home to.. #pitbull #puppy